I got bored.....

by **GreenWebby** Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:51 am

Ok so You were at an American bar late last night and got hung over. You wake up and you are strapped to this 1 ton man and are in Iran somehow. He has extreme gas problems and has panic attack.

A.Hire someone cut the strap apart
B.Stick around for another day to talk to the man.

If you chose Option B. You got the 1 ton man to pay to cut the strap apart and since u listened to him for a day he gave u $100 in Iran $. Although you are still $100 short to get a plane ticket to fly home. So here are your Options.

A. Steal $ and possibility of getting all the $ u need but if caught u will be executed.
B. Hiring a man to sneak you onto a plane to America for all your $. But if caught u will be executed.

Either option u picked u failed and died.

If you chose Option A you know have no money since you had to pay a man to cut the strap. Although you realize one of your cousins lives in Iran so you eventually somehow find them. Until you found out they were ..... or a.....

A. Cannibal
B. Gay

If you chose Option A You Found out they were a cannibal but u take the risk to sleep the night and they butcher you. So gf.

If you chose option B You did a "one nighter" and they paid you for your plane ticket back to America. Although half way through you crash landed and didnt make it. Gf you lose.............

Oh then you finally wake up from the hangover, realizing none of it was real. just all a dream.

YAWN I GOT REALLY BORED